You're terminated, f**ker!

I read the news today, oh boy. I'm just another statistic on the Dem's meeting points. And while the news was rather sad, still if I play my cards right, I may be just another blip on the scope, hoping to cope, and while nobody important wanted to pay attention at all...I'd love to earn some dough, so I can help the folks who depend on me...who I may be, after all, among those...so earn more money so I can take it away from you!